The Story That Writes Itself

Posted: February 21, 2014 in Uncategorized

I trust that over the course of the last few weeks, unless you have been on a remote island or choose to not allow the sports world to permeate any area of your life, you’ve heard of Michael Sam. The Missouri Tiger standout defensive lineman announced to the world that he was a gay man and every sports reporter around the world began to drool at the opportunity to cover this story. His coming out about his sexuality has been almost totally celebrated by all major news outlets and in the midst of the Hoorah’s we have been reminded that all those who aren’t celebrating are ignorant because of their judgmental belief system.

Enter Kevin DeYoung who is a wise and funny pastor from Michigan. DeYoung has humorously decided to save the media tons of energy in the coming years by making up a mad lib for any future cover stories about gay athletes making known their sexual preference. Enjoy.


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